Total Medals Earned: 1,188 (From 188 different games.) Total Medal Score: 22,350 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/145 points)
Thoroughly read the instructions like you should.
Brush up on your knowledge of Newgrounds before playing the game!
YOU WENT THERE
Complete your quest for club!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (75/75 points)
Receive the gem
Find all five rats
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 5/7 (65/140 points)
Finish Act II
Finish Act I
Medals Earned: 14/14 (400/400 points)
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 8/12 (160/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Try to grab all the tables.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 14/16 (395/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Beat the entire game.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/125 points)
Giving it one.
You got some hlep from the Sagi crew.
You ate so much meat you gonna pop!
The coward lives to flee another day.
There IS time for loving.
Had a shootout.
Sweet home on it... how I wish I could stay.
I've seen things man, terrible things...
You're like a tank! Ain't nuthin' gettin' through.
Build a terrifying arsenal.
Medals Earned: 14/16 (420/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Read EVERYTHING.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Medals Earned: 11/11 (140/140 points)
Medals Earned: 13/21 (140/205 points)